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Tibor Kemeny also referred to as Kemeny Tibor, was a Hungarian football player and coach, who played as a striker for Ferencváros and the Hungary national team. He was part of the team in the 1934 World Cup. He played one match in World Cup, against Austria in the quarter finals. With Ferencváros, he faced Juventus twice in 1938.
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