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{"slip": { "id": 74, "advice": "Work is never as important as you think it is."}}

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{"slip": { "id": 132, "advice": "Repeat people's names when you meet them."}}

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{"slip": { "id": 37, "advice": "There is no reason at all to believe that White Wine is any different to water when it comes to removing Red Wine stains."}}

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