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{"slip": { "id": 25, "advice": "Never buy cheap cling film."}}
{"slip": { "id": 28, "advice": "When you're looking up at birds flying overhead, keep your mouth closed."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 20, "advice": "Don't put off breaking up with someone when you know you want to. Prolonging the situation only makes it worse."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 115, "advice": "One of the top five regrets people have is that they didn't have the courage to be their true self."}}
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