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Herbert John Fleure, was a British zoologist and geographer. He was secretary of the Geographical Association, editor of Geography, and president of the Cambrian Archaeological Association (1924–25), Royal Anthropological Institute (1945–47) and Geographical Association (1948–49).
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Harry L. Lewman (1866–1917) was an American building contractor and businessman.
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{"type":"general","setup":"How many lips does a flower have?","punchline":"Tulips","id":8}
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