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The Best of Missing Persons is a greatest hits album by the American new wave band Missing Persons, released in 1987. The first four tracks make up the entire Missing Persons EP, released in 1982. The remaining songs are from the band's first three studio albums and a non-album recording, their cover of \"Hello, I Love You\" originally by The Doors, which was included in the first pressing of the Missing Persons EP (1980), later included as a B-side to the \"Words\" single.
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